Rant: Cell Phones

Oh the Cell Phone, that wonderful 4 inch piece of metal that allows to talk (or text for you Americans) whenver, wherever and to whoever. Well, let's take a look at that second benefit, wherever. It's it appears that particular benefit which is kind of the point of a Cellular Phone has an exception, school No Cell Phones in School, now that just pisses me off. The whole point of me buying a cell phone is so, what was it again, oh yeah, I CAN FUCKING CALL PEOPLE WHEN I'M NOT HOME, 90% of the time when I'm not home, because I'm a social tragedy, is school, and to add on to my reclusion, 90% of the calls I make are to my parents. Look, I often find it necesary to talk to my parents in school . It's often about after school shit I have to do, but sometimes about more personal matters. Now, whenever I'm seen with a cell phone, teachers think I'm texting to friends or dealing drugs. And, proceed to confiscate my phone. 1. I don't text, it's is waste of money and it is tedious. 2. I never have my phone out during class, so if I'm using my phone on my own time, say in Commons, well isn't it my fucking business, and who am I affecting if I call someone. If I need to make an important phone call, I will make it. That's the whole damn point of a phone. Teachers tell me to use the office phone. Well, I WANT MY PHONE CALLS TO BE FUCKING PRIVATE. If it's just to my parents, okay, I'll use the office phone. But if I'm making a personal, and rarely emotional phone call, I don't want to have the secretary, students and the principal listening to my private conversion. Now, I'm going to tell you a true incident. Sometime in I think, January, my grandfather had to go in for heart surgery. And I just so happened to be stressed that morning and wanted to speak to him. Well, I tried to call him and twice in the halls and teachers caught me and I had to run like hell to keep them from confiscating my phone. I had to hide in a band room closet, no joke, a fucking band room closet to make my phone call. So to all school personell who vow to confiscate every LG Shine and Razor in sight, why don't you rule out texting and business calls (use your imagination on that one), and just let us make our fucking phone calls.